will's silly spills

i have tried over the years to keep track of the things my kids say.  i  am never very consistent at it.  however, william has recently said some of the funniest things and so i am rededicating myself to typing them up!  hopefully i can keep a few for posterity.

"i hope i find someone i don't know to love one day."

"santa isn't a very good secret keeper because i know all about him."

will:  "let's make Jesus a cake for his birthday. will he come eat it?"
me:  "no, but his spirit can be with us."
will:  "so, his spirit can come down and take the cake?"
(btw, we will have our first christmas cake for Jesus this year...angel food, if you're curious)

"mom, you're epic."

"mom, drinking this soda pop(squirt) makes my brain feel fuzzy."

"i'm so glad u let me be your kid."

william calls his primary teacher, "Sister Handsome."  Her real name you ask??? Sister Hansen.

william learned what xoxo means this past valentine's day and now instead of saying he want to give me hugs and kisses he says he wants to give me xoxo.  now, i say will give me an x on my lips or give me an o and it is sooo sweet.  he totally loves to do.

william is also really into calling me ashley stratton.

ash, i'm in love with you.  i'm in love with my dad and issy and emma and hunter.  i'm in love with my whole family.