funny game

the other night issy wanted to play a game as a family that involved writing.  we each wrote a sentence without knowing what every other person had previously written.  at the end we read the short story out loud.  it was pretty funny.  here are some of the funny stories we came up with.

one day batman decided he was going to fight the avengers.
there came along a green goblin named issy who had spit made of acid and a huge club...
foot that she use to kick little boys with red hair.
just then will walked past and she got ready to kick him.
he went to sleep and mary married him when he was 25.

it was a dark and scary night and batman was out fighting crime
when fairies attacked the giant
and squished my toe with his monstrous foot.
he was so ugly and i screamed
and ran out of the house and called batman.
then i sold the cow for five magic beans
i took those magic beans and gave them to my mom to cook our bean
soup for supper, but as we were eating the soup...
we grew until we became ginormous giants.
i couldn't believe that i was a ginormous giant
i was so happy i accidentally crushed new york under my giant foot.

the earth exploded in a storm of dust and right as the spaceship
flew towards the horizon
i was so shocked when it exploded so i laughed, but just then...
the pizza shop blew up and i started to cry and then batman came.
so i tied 10,000 balloons to my house and we floated into the sky,
barely escaping the evil giant.
after narrowly escaping death, we hugged each other and rode home to live
out the rest of our days in peace.

one bright day in the middle of the night, two zombies came out of a ruined building
they were scouring the small town of pasco for raw flesh to feast upon...
then, the zombies was a lit house and began to attack the wooden door.
the zombies began to attack the houses one by one by new york and die by touching metal.
so all the zombies touched metal and died AGAIN...

on the space shuttle horizon, the astronauts prepared for their landing on venus, where the u.s.
space station had recently detected human life...
they stepped onto the boiling surface of the planet and walked towards where
the people were said to live.
as they walked they saw a big giant mountain by the city of new york,
and they climbed the mountain and found treasure.
but the cave was guarded by a magic bat who was breathing fire and protecting the gold.